May 2013
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
amazzingphils:
sometimes i’m just embarrassed to be the same gender as the girls at my school
justgivemeafan:
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
esexist:
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
scraggay:
mom do you think i look okay in these nudes
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
what do women have in the middle of their legs?
knees
svveetlemonade:
me doing math homework
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
keep-calm-and-dftba:
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
less poetic but more accurate.
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
